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As succinctly stated by C.S. Lewis in his Preface to The Screwtape Letters, ” I have no intention of explaining how the correspondence which I now offer to the public fell into my hands.”
CEO: “OK, do we have everyone on the line? Why don’t we do brief introductions, if we could. I’m not sure everyone is familiar with each other. I am B.L. Zebub, President and CEO of Belial Bank. I speak for the Big Banks on behalf of our lending industry.
Voice #1: “Well, OK, I’ll go next. My name is Lucy Furr, and I’m Assistant to the President. I work closely with BL. I’ll be taking notes of this phone conference. Just so you know, no one should make notes or take any recordings of this conference. My notes will be compiled into a summary, and after review and approval by BL, they will become our ‘official record.’ However, this conversation is intended to be absolutely confidential and the summary will not be made available to public under any circumstances. We need to be able to speak freely here. For all intents and purposes, this conference never occurred.”
Voice #2: My name is Liz Pendens, and I represent the title insurance industry. I’m new to this group. Continue reading “Belial Bank Telephone Conference Discussing MERS and the McCoy Case”