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2013 Short Sale FAQs [Part One]

Posted on by Phil Querin

The local and national real estate markets have been on the ropes for five years. The third quarter of 2007 was the statistical peak for housing prices in the Portland-Metro area.  From that point forward, the real estate market went into a downward spiral from which it has never fully recovered.  However, the third quarter [...]

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Foreclosure Mill Morality

Posted on by Phil Querin

Slam! Bang! HER:  “Honey, is that you? You’re home early from the firm. Usually, on Fridays, you go over to Lucifer’s Lounge with the other attorneys for shots of Devil’s Springs Vodka, and regale each other with stories of the families you foreclosed during the week. Honey?  Honey? What’s wrong?” HIM:  “I think I screwed [...]

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Belial Bank’s 2012 Holiday Planning Meeting

Posted on by Phil Querin

Following a rough and tumble year in the banking industry, Belial Bank’s feckless fearless leader, B.L. Zebub, believes it is high time to bring some levity and loyalty to the lowly troops who have been tirelessly foreclosing all the Beleaguered Borrowers they may have missed the first and second time around.  Mostly, however, B.L. is [...]

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A Curious Day At The Foreclosure Mill….

Posted on by Phil Querin

[Door Slamming] Her:  “Honey, is that you?  It’s awfully early for you to come home.  Are you ill?” Him: “Yeh, I know it’s early.  I’m OK. I just didn’t feel like working anymore.” Her: “What’s wrong?  Don’t you enjoy your work kicking people out of their homes anymore?   I thought you loved having Big Bank [...]

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Another MERS Slapdown! The Recent James Case Analyzed (Part Two)

Posted on by Phil Querin

[This post is the second in a two-part discussion of the recent case of James vs. MERS, et. al. The full text of Judge Simon's decision can be found here.  The link to Part One of my analysis can be found here.  Besides the sheer joy of (metaphorically) poking my finger in the eyes of [...]

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Another MERS Slapdown! The Recent James Case Analyzed (Part One)

Posted on by Phil Querin

“In Roman mythology, the god Janus, for whom each year’s first month is named, was the deity of beginnings and endings. According to legend, the titan Saturn gave the two-faced god the power to see both the future and the past. Romans carved both of Janus’ two faces on gates and doorways to solemnize momentous [...]

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‘Living Wills’ For Big Banks?

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It has recently been reported that Big Banks must have ‘living wills’ in place by July, 2012.  In estate planning circles, a “living will” is a document one creates in the event they should later become incapacitated or incompetent, and are unable to make important decisions for their long term care.  More to the point [...]

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Sharpe vs. Wells Fargo Home Mortgage – A Critical Analysis

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Hypocrisy: [c.1200, ipocrisie, from O.Fr. ypocrisie, from L.L. hypocrisis, from Gk. hypokrisis "acting on the stage, pretense," from hypokrinesthai "play a part, pretend….” Online Etymology Dictionary] Example: When banks lend money today, they demand absolute transparency of their borrowers. Every “T” must be crossed and “I” dotted.  Signatures, income, credit, employment, all must be verified and re-verified to the nth degree. But [...]

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Oregon Bank Foreclosures: Frequently Unanswered Questions

Posted on by Phil Querin

The following Frequently Unanswered Questions have been provided in an effort to better understand Big Banks and their systemic inability to explain, answer, or even address, basic questions that pervade the Oregon foreclosure landscape.  Since the they have not offered the slightest explanation to frequently ask questions,  I am compelled to do so.  If  I [...]

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Memo From Holmes Knott Furr Long, Attorneys at Law – RE: Office Party Tips

Posted on by Phil Querin

TO: All Lawyers, Paralegals and Secretaries FROM: Personnel Dept. SUBJECT: Upcoming Holiday Party We know it’s been a hard year for all of you.  Many of our secretaries have developed Carpal Tunnel Syndrome due to the long hours of repetitive robo-signing. Our paralegals have had to do double-duty, working for one or more attorneys and [...]

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